The Bollywood Cricket Connection Strikes Back
Pssst… Don’t tell my web master but here are a few more Bollywood lines for cricketers:
Injured batsman to non-striker (while being carried away on a stretcher in the middle of a partnership): “Todenge dum magar, tera saath na chodenge…”
Dazed batsman to umpire (after being hit on the hit by a bouncer): “Maa, meri aankhen theekh ho gayeen. Mai ab dekh sakta hoon…”
Batsman in pain after taking a fast ball on his abdomen guard: “Saara shehar mujhe LOIN ke naam se jaanta hai…”
Sledging slip fielder to batsman at crease: “Gussa itna haseen hai to…” (I won’t complete the dialogue on this family website.)
And here’s a final one: ” Mai tere bachche ki maa ban ne wali hoon…” (Guess who said that, and to whom?!)
Category: Bollywood Cricket, Satire
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Jinxatious is the Chief Editor of SportingAttitude.com
An avid writer, on an eclectic range of subjects, he brings to bear editorial experience garnered with a national newspaper in South-East Asia. He also has sportscasting experience, as a cricket commentator, and his passion for sport extends beyond Cricket, to Football, Tennis, and Olympic Sports.
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