ICC World Cup 2011: Kamran Akmal Jokes
Ross Taylor hit a century on his birthday to hand Pakistan a shock defeat in a Group A league match. Taylor was helped by three dropped catches by wicketkeeper Kamran Akmal. Akmal went on to become the butt of jokes, Here is a sampling:
What is Kamran Akmal’s favourite pick up line? “Can I drop you somewhere?”
What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!
Kamran Akmal is every robber’s dream, because he will never be able to catch them.
Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is Kamran Akmal.
What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily.
Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.
It’s Ross Taylor’s birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.
Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball.
Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know he will always drop them home.
Jokes taken from: http://www.wellpitched.com/2011/03/kamran-fakmal-bashing-brigade.html
Picture Courtesy: Pakpassion.net
Category: Cricket, ICC World Cup 2011, Others, Satire
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