Shahrukh Khan’s Running Commentary in IPL Final between KKR & CSK
Here is an exclusive transcript of a running commentary of the match by KKR’s star owner Shahrukh Khan:
After Gambhir lost the toss: ”Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, final bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur toss… ek hi baar hota hai!”
Speaking to Dhoni, before the match began: ”Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Mahi kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon… kuch bhi!”
Before over number one: “Aaj… Aaj ek hasee aur baant loon… Aaj ek dua aur maang loon… Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon… Aaj ek zindagi aur ji loon… Aaj ek sapna aur dekh loon… Aaj… Kya pata kal ho naa ho!!!”
Advising the players at the strategic time-out: ”Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye … To apni aankhein band karke apne Kaptaan aur Coach ka naam lo … Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi … Sirf tumhari…”
Between innings, when KKR were looking at a mammoth target: “Aaj mujhe yakin hogaya dosto ki IPL bhi hamare hindi filmon ke jaisa hi hai… Jahan pe end mein sab kuch theek ho jaata hai…. Happy Endings… Lekin agar end mein sab kuch theek na ho to woh The End nahi hai dosto…. Picture abhi baaki hai…”
On fall of Gambhir’s wicket: ”Cricket zindagi ki tarah hota hai, jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, har raste per khushi nahi milti, per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, tto hum cricket khelna kyon chorein…”
When Morrison served him a drink to celebrate Ravi Shastri’s birthday: ”Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai … Hum to peete hai ke yahapar beth sake, cricket ko dekh sake, IPL ko bardaasht kar sake…”
When Hilfenhaus got a wicket in the 19th over: ”Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch haar na parta hai, aur haar ke jeetne wale ko Shakib ul Hasan kehte hain…”
To Dhoni after the match: ”Kabhi kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko…. pata nahin kya kehte hain…”
To Bisla, after the match: ”I love you, Bi..Bi..Bi..Bisla”
Lifting the cup above his head: “Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho to saari kayanath tumhe usse milane ki koshish me lag jaati hai… Aaj aap sabne milke mujhe meri chahat se milaya… Thank you.. Thank you very much… And I feel like I am the king of the world.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and any resemblance to real life incidents or people is purely coincidental.
Category: Cricket, IPL News, Satire
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Bi..Bi..Bi..Bisla – tu puchya varshi pisla…
Amhi bolchi..
We will not let you enter Chinnaswamy stadium next year!!!!!!
Kya baath hain..SRK is the best!! We love youuu….