Category: Satire

Sreesanth to Star in Ram Gopal Verma Movie on Spot-Fixing

| May 19, 2013 | 1 Comment
Sreesanth to Star in Ram Gopal Verma Movie on Spot-Fixing

Sreesanth may actually end up earning millions more than he expected to take home from spot fixing after Bollywood film-maker Ram Gopal Verma offered him an undisclosed amount to act as himself in an upcoming movie about spot-fixing. Sreesanth is said to have signed on the dotted line immediately on seeing the amount offered that [...]

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Shahrukh Khan’s Running Commentary in IPL Final between KKR & CSK

| May 28, 2012 | 4 Comments
Shahrukh Khan’s Running Commentary in IPL Final between KKR & CSK

Here is an exclusive transcript of a running commentary of the match by KKR’s star owner Shahrukh Khan: After Gambhir lost the toss: ”Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, final bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur toss… ek hi baar hota hai!” Speaking to Dhoni, before the match began: ”Dekha na tumhne wahan gate [...]

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Dhoni’s Speech if Chennai Super Kings Win IPL

| May 21, 2012 | 0 Comments
Dhoni’s Speech if Chennai Super Kings Win IPL

As you all know I am captain cool. So I have to be careful about what I say and how I say it. So first of all I will pretend as if I don’t why they want me to make a speech. What’s that? Because CSK have won the IPL? Thanks for reminding me – [...]

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Nita Ambani’s Speech if Mumbai Indians Win IPL

| May 19, 2012 | 0 Comments
Nita Ambani’s Speech if Mumbai Indians Win IPL

Picture this scene: Mumbai Indians have won the IPL and people like Anu Malik are going crazy singing songs in praise of Mumbai Indians and the Ambanis. In the midst of all this, MI fans clamour for Neeta Ambani to talk to them. Finally the badi bahu of the Ambani khandaan obliges, and the likes [...]

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Sehwag’s Speech If Delhi Daredevils Win IPL

| May 18, 2012 | 0 Comments
Sehwag’s Speech If Delhi Daredevils Win IPL

Fast forward to May 27, 2012. Delhi Daredevils have won IPL and DD skipper Sehwag has been invited to the podium by Ravi Shastri. Shastri is about to ask Sehwag a question in his loudest voice when suddenly Sehwag pushes Shastri aside and grabs the mike from him. Shastri who has fallen down is too [...]

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Preity Zinta’s Reaction If & When Kings XI Punjab Win IPL

| May 18, 2011 | 0 Comments
Preity Zinta’s Reaction If & When Kings XI Punjab Win IPL

Sit in your time machine and zoom ahead to May 27, to the IPL 5 finals. Kings XI Punjab have won the tournament, and Preity Zinta is giving a speech on the occasion, a speech that she herself wrote, without any help from scriptwriters. Here’s an advance copy of the speech, in case you miss [...]

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Vijay Mallya’s Reaction If & When Royal Challengers Bangalore Win IPL

| May 17, 2011 | 0 Comments
Vijay Mallya’s Reaction If & When Royal Challengers Bangalore Win IPL

Vijay Mallya has done his bit to revolutionise cricket in India. It was the King of Good Times who brought in the idea of cheerleaders, and at least 50% of people (mainly those who don’t watch cricket) thought that was a great idea. Mallya, like other IPL franchisees, is busy as ever, and SportingAttitude has [...]

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Shahrukh’s Reaction If & When Kolkata Knight Riders Win IPL

| May 15, 2011 | 0 Comments
Shahrukh’s Reaction If & When Kolkata Knight Riders Win IPL

At SportingAttitude, we know Shahrukh Khan is a busy man, and may not have the time to write a speech, a speech that he may be required to give, without prior warning, such as if and when Kolkata Knight Riders win IPL. To save KKR’s owner the time and trouble, we have devised the speech [...]

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ICC World Cup 2011: Kamran Akmal Jokes

| March 23, 2011 | 0 Comments

Ross Taylor hit a century on his birthday to hand Pakistan a shock defeat in a Group A league match. Taylor was helped by three dropped catches by wicketkeeper Kamran Akmal. Akmal went on to become the butt of jokes, Here is a sampling: What is Kamran Akmal’s favourite pick up line? “Can I drop [...]

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ICC World Cup 2011: India’s Secret Weapon

| January 31, 2011 | 0 Comments

When the ICC World Cup 2011 begins, other teams aspiring to win the cup will not only have to contend with favourites India but also a secret weapon, in the form of ‘pujas’. For the uninitiated, a puja is a ceremonial ritual aimed at soliciting divine help. Whenever there’s a major cricket event involving the [...]

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